You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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