Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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