I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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