PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Its about making memories worth repressing
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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