capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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