So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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