fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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