Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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