I just cut my nipple shaving
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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