piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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