I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I lost the right to judge tonight
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
