physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
