LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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