awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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