Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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