he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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I need you to use more vowels.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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