There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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