i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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