He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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