I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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