got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
