So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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