my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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