Apparently you make a good broom.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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