so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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