Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
i out mim tonsoeep
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