Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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