I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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