you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
