you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm like, not good at living.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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