you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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