so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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