I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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