Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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