Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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