in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i out mim tonsoeep
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