so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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