i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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