Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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