No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Randomize
