I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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