Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
