i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He told me they were just razor bumps!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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