It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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