Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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