i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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