just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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