i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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