Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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