"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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