Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Mom said you looked used
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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