So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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