i think my tv is drunk
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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